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Fox & Friends Blows Lid Off Obama’s Secret Underground Alien Sex Colony

October 9, 2013


New York, NY The Fox News Network’s morning show: Fox & Friends, continued a recent hot streak Wednesday when host Steve Doocy revealed details of an underground alien sex colony in Kenya operated by President Obama and other top Democrats. “President Barack Hussein Obama and his liberal harem have, for years, been re-routing defense department […]

This Week on Amish Mafia

May 2, 2013


This week on Amish Mafia: Jeremiah brings his Gun of the Hand to the Lancaster rumschpringa and says, “Ich bin die…” to Lindy Lengacher and the Herschberger-Schwartz clan. And the Swartzendruber sisters are on a bender — up to their bonnets in black-market wicker and gingham until a police chase ends in a buggy bust-up […]

Batman and Akin; the Continuing Adventures

August 22, 2012


Chick-fil-A Supporters Speak Out Against Gay Chickens

August 1, 2012


Two weeks after Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy stirred controversy by revealing a financial connection between Chick-fil-A and anti-homosexual groups, Chick-fil-A supporters are fed up. Stung by accusations of intolerance and adamant that being intolerant is a way of exercising their free speech, many are speaking out against what they perceive to be an unjust prejudice […]

Chick-fil-A to Serve Only “Gay Chicken” Sandwiches at New Boston Franchise

July 26, 2012


Boston, MA Representatives of Atlanta-based Chick-fil-A today announced an agreement with Boston city officials to allow for the opening of a Chick-fil-A franchise by the end of 2012. According to sources, Boston’s Chick-fil-A store will serve “only chicken sandwiches made from gay and lesbian chickens,” as a condition of the agreement. The news comes on the […]

Increasingly Lazy and Indifferent God Admits, “My Heart’s Just Not in It Anymore”

June 11, 2012


God (The Creator, Master of the Universe) admitted Tuesday to a growing disinterest with the world’s general welfare, referring to the people of Earth as “pissy little stinkbodies” and using the word “meh” to describe His current level of enthusiasm. The Almighty (Maker of The Tides, King of Kings) explained that it was never His […]

100 Words On: Davey and Goliath

July 19, 2011


Tough to describe this. If you’re of a certain age though, no description should be necessary. If you lived a secular life as a child in the 70’s, meaning if your Sunday mornings didn’t revolve around church or church-going activities, the Davey and Goliath show was your nemesis, the televised equivalent of being strapped to a […]