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Parents Still a Gigantic Pain in the Ass, According to New Kids’ Poll

March 2, 2013


Results of the 2012 Fisher Price Kids’ Poll, an informal polling of randomly selected¬† children aged 2 to 12, were released Thursday, confirming what all children have long suspected: parents are a total buzzkill. “No!” pouts little Jessica Park, 3, of Bellevue, WA when asked if she thinks her parents are too strict. “YES!” she […]

Crabby Little Boy’s Face Freezes, Just Like His Mom Always Said it Would

June 13, 2012


Peevishly registering his displeasure at being forced to finish all the brussel sprouts on his plate, 8 year-old Delaney Steward of Maywood, NJ experienced an unexplained flash of facial paralysis Tuesday that has rendered his petulant expression permanent, just as his mother always warned might happen. Steward who, as mother Janet, 39, explains, has always […]