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Kindergarten NRA: On Guns in America

June 24, 2015

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First day of kindergarten, 2042: 9 am: All tykes issued miniature semi-automatics with specially constructed, and adorable, mini NERF bullets. 9:15 am: Local NRA constable conducts safety training, passes out holsters, coupons. NRA mascot Glocky the Safety Bear dispenses lollipops in between prat falls and ‘Ow! I’m so dead right now!’ hijinks. Much necessary levity […]