Browsing All posts tagged under »God«

Batman and Akin; the Continuing Adventures

August 22, 2012



Increasingly Lazy and Indifferent God Admits, “My Heart’s Just Not in It Anymore”

June 11, 2012


God (The Creator, Master of the Universe) admitted Tuesday to a growing disinterest with the world’s general welfare, referring to the people of Earth as “pissy little stinkbodies” and using the word “meh” to describe His current level of enthusiasm. The Almighty (Maker of The Tides, King of Kings) explained that it was never His […]

Spat With God Threatening to Derail Tim Tebow’s Career

December 24, 2011


After a recent spate of sarcastic remarks, God (Yaweh, The Almighty) is threatening to abandon the fortunes of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow if Tebow doesn’t “get his shit together, quick.” His All-Knowing Holiness, whose divine intervention helped Tebow and Co. pull off a series of improbable recent comebacks, felt particularly irritated this past Sunday […]