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Bud Light Unveils New “Dogsbreath” and “Soft Chewy Squirrel” Flavors

July 24, 2013

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St. Louis, MO Anheuser-Busch senior director of brand strategy Riley Berringhauer today announced the release of two new flavors in the Bud Light product channel. “We’re extremely fortunate to be able to offer Bud Light drinkers two great, new ways to drink Bud Light: Bud Light Dogsbreath and Bud Light Soft Chewy Squirrel. I may […]

Trump Fires Hair. Hair Says, “Whatever.”

March 7, 2013

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New York, NY Real estate tycoon Donald Trump is back in the news, firing his hair Thursday after learning it had inked a three-book deal with publishing imprint William Morrow. “My hair is fired,” Trump informed reporters. “It might have a book deal. It might have representation. But it is fired hair. It won’t work […]

Man Who Just Drank 17 Bud Lights Reportedly Feeling “Slightly Buzzed”

May 28, 2012

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Butch Crandle, a 34-year-old HVAC repair technician from Warwick, RI is reportedly developing a “pretty nice glow” as he plows his way through a Bud Light 30-pack he recently purchased at a gas station down the street. “They just go down smooth,” Crandle enthuses as he cracks open can #18 and takes an airy slurp. […]