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Bud Light Unveils New “Dogsbreath” and “Soft Chewy Squirrel” Flavors

July 24, 2013


St. Louis, MO Anheuser-Busch senior director of brand strategy Riley Berringhauer today announced the release of two new flavors in the Bud Light product channel. “We’re extremely fortunate to be able to offer Bud Light drinkers two great, new ways to drink Bud Light: Bud Light Dogsbreath and Bud Light Soft Chewy Squirrel. I may […]

Forgetful College Student Can’t Remember If It’s “Beer Before Liquor” or “Liquor Before Beer”

June 4, 2012


Tom Delaney, 19, a freshman at Penn State University has just had 4 shots of Jack Daniels and 5 Michelob Ultras in the last hour and a half and can’t quite remember what sequence he’s had them in. To make matters worse, he’s just taken 2 bong hits and has now completely forgotten how the […]

Man Who Just Drank 17 Bud Lights Reportedly Feeling “Slightly Buzzed”

May 28, 2012


Butch Crandle, a 34-year-old HVAC repair technician from Warwick, RI is reportedly developing a “pretty nice glow” as he plows his way through a Bud Light 30-pack he recently purchased at a gas station down the street. “They just go down smooth,” Crandle enthuses as he cracks open can #18 and takes an airy slurp. […]