“Hot As a Motherfucker” Still Tops in Weather-Related “Motherfucker” Similes

Posted on July 17, 2013

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20130717-084342.jpgThe National Weather Service today named the phrase “Hot as a Motherfucker” the most popular weather-related “motherfucker” simile for the second straight year, narrowly edging out past winners “Cold as a Motherfucker,” “Windy as a Motherfucker” and sentimental favorite “Hot Out this Motherfucker,” according to a National Weather Service spokesperson.

Honorable mentions this year include “Slippery as a Motherfucker,” “Wet as a Motherfucker,” and “Fuckin’ Chilly as a Fuckin’ Motherfucker.”

“Muggy as Fuck,” a 2007 finalist, was disqualified for being, in the words of one meteorologist, “just a wee bit harsh.”

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